Dog Communicators Gifts

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

I guess she had other plans for you.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Raised by Dogs

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"You don't whisper anymore."

Collies Without Borders

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"I have no thumbs."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"