Dog Communication Gifts

"Oh, she hears the bark, but all the nuance goes right over her head."

"He's sending an instant message."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I have no thumbs."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Have you tried biting him?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness