Animal Communication Gifts

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Animal Translations.

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

Tough Guy

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Bird waving goodbye to people in a car.

Dog Typos.

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'Amazing, isn't it? It's like she doesn't understand what I'm telling her.'

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"How do they expect us to write back?"

"Oh, she hears the bark, but all of the nuance goes right over her head."

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'Woof is just a word!'

'You sure know how to talk their language, Doctor Bell!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Catsplaining: Actually, Jerry, cats need to eat seven times a day to stay healthy

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."

"What's he trying to tell us?" "Sounds like 'Woof.'"

"Want to come along and take turns explaining the look on his face."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"I have no thumbs."

"I totally agree. I only hope the Democrats are listening."