Dog Breed Nerd Gifts

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Intellectual Property

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."