Dog Breed Nerd Prints

Dog Calenders.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Intellectual Property

Cliff Notes

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Why giraffes hate winter

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate