Dog Assortment Admirers Gifts

Foster failure

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Not here - home!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Stormy weather

"You're completely screwed up."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

No, I don

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"