Dog Assortment Admirers Pillows

Foster failure

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Collies Without Borders

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Not here - home!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stormy weather

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You're completely screwed up."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.