Dog And Cat Owners Who Love Jokes Pillows

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Doggy conductor

Cat at Surprise Party.

"He ran out of pee."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Bruno, sit."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

Dog Jogger

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

#NoJunk

Parrot annoying dog.

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Polly want a cracker?

Cattery and kennels