Document Disaster Survivor Gifts

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

Storm in the out tray

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Wallpapering 4

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

The Importance of Data Backup.

Tony Hayward.

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

New Power Shower.

Caution! Wet Floor.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'