Document Disaster Survivor Pillows

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

Storm in the out tray

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Wallpapering 4

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

The Importance of Data Backup.

Caution! Wet Floor.

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

New Power Shower.

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Computer frustration