Book Avalanche Survivor Pillows

Library

Storm in the out tray

"Tommy!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Desert Island Books

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

'Stay warm last night?'

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

'Tough winter.'

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

Sales Downturn