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Storm in the out tray

"Tommy!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Desert Island Books

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

'Stay warm last night?'

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

'Tough winter.'

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Sales Downturn