Do Not Disturb Collector T-Shirts

'Harold! Go in for ... dang.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"Stop moving!"

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

Invisible box stolen! Last time not seen: 3 months ago. Please helps me buy a new one.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

Ringing bell

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

Caution: slippery surface.

Six remote tuners?! You really are a "control" freak!

'I move that our investment club meet here next Wednesday, whereupon we will once again check under the cushions.'

Vegetal Print

Beware of the Frog

Stop before it's too late

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."

Dummies for Dummies.

Last Sign You'll Ever See

Cull manufacturers who don't standardise electrical chargers.