Dnr Officer Pillows

"Like I said officer, I have no idea who put all those lines out."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Inclusive speech

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Glass Ceiling

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"