Dnr Officer Gifts

"Like I said officer, I have no idea who put all those lines out."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Inclusive speech

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Glass Ceiling

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Sales and Diversity

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'Look over my shoulder and die!'