Dna Mixer Gifts

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

New music conference

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Books and Phones

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Snakecharming.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'I think it's time we left...'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Bach Doubles