Dna Mixer Mugs

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

New music conference

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Birds with Headphones

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Snakecharming.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'I think it's time we left...'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'