Business Mixer Mugs

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Books and Phones

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Shake well before using.

Bach Doubles

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Are you a good mixer?'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels