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"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Are you a good mixer?'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Bach Doubles