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"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Birds with Headphones

Veloci-Rapper

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Old songs made new

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'..and one for the pot.'

Books and Phones

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Bach Doubles

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Clam - The Dance Mix

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

My Dog Scratch

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.