Business Mixer Pro Gifts

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Birds with Headphones

Veloci-Rapper

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Books and Phones

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Bach Doubles

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers