Business And Leisure Mixer Gifts

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take one's mind off business, Smithson...'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Summertime.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Books and Phones

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Find some people who can be the people who will be my people that get in touch with their people.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Bach Doubles

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Rodin's Pub Regular

Beethoven's 10th

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"