Business And Leisure Mixer Gifts

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take one's mind off business, Smithson...'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Summertime.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

Birds with Headphones

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Books and Phones

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Find some people who can be the people who will be my people that get in touch with their people.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Bach Doubles

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

Rodin's Pub Regular

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"