Dna Charmer T-Shirts

Snakecharming.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Family DNA

Online Dating

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Jerk Gene

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'ADN'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Ding" "Dong"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family