Dna Charmer Pillows

Snakecharming.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Family DNA

Online Dating

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

"Ding" "Dong"

'ADN'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

DNA Xmas.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

DNA doctor

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Profits from gene patenting.