Chromosome Charmer T-Shirts

Jerk Gene

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Online Dating

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

"Ding" "Dong"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Snakecharming.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Chicken singing romantic songs

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Guitars

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.