Chromosome Charmer Mugs

Jerk Gene

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Online Dating

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Check out this new store."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Ding" "Dong"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Snakecharming.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Chicken singing romantic songs

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Guitars

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."