Chromosome Chaser T-Shirts

'I can't bear living with you anymore. I want the mitosis now!'

Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, Are there any inherited traits that never skip a generation?" Fertility.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The World Wide Web.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Football

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Window in the Sky.

Jerk Gene

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'What about the cholesterol?'

Walken On Clouds

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Chasing Covid Variants

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Golfing with God.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

OOPS!

'Well that's certainly new!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)