Chromosome Detective T-Shirts

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'Important research news, but I'm nor sure if we should release it just yet,,,'

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

DNA Analysis.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Jerk Gene

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'