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'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"His DNA analysis results came back. Turns out he's not even Irish."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Family DNA

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

DNA Analysis.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Violent Crime Statistics

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."