Dna Discoverer T-Shirts

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

DNA Analysis.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'We've created a teenager!'

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

DNA doctor

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!