Dna Discoverer T-Shirts

"Since Gerald discovered he had 5% Viking DNA he insists on fitting in a bit of pillaging before tea."

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

DNA Analysis.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'ADN'

'We've created a teenager!'

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.