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DNA Analysis.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

DNA doctor

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'And here is my other DNA test.'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'