Genes Detective T-Shirts

DNA Analysis.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Family DNA

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Jerk Gene

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'ADN'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

DNA doctor

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant