Genetic Detective T-Shirts

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

DNA Analysis.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Jerk Gene

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'ADN'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

DNA doctor

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Gene Manipulation

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'