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Spray on Freckles.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Breakthrough

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Letter writing lady.

"No, not that button!"

Tango

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Chasing Covid Variants

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Discomfort zone.

'Curiosity'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Nikola Tesla

'Internet access... internet access....'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Can someone open the patio doors...the entomology department are trying to get out."

Cosmic Ray

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"On the other hand, Leonardo's brother, Domenico... wasn't interested in anything."