Chromosome Champion T-Shirts

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Climate Hoax

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'Society doesn't see me. They don't care. It's like I'm invisible.'

'Important research news, but I'm nor sure if we should release it just yet,,,'

'I can't bear living with you anymore. I want the mitosis now!'

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

Chemotherapy male warrior

Chef with stuffed chickens as trophies.

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

'How to Deal with Bullies'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup,'

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

"I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate whether you are bullish or bearish?"

Defending the Cuban Constitution

"If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?"