Chromosome Champion Gifts

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Climate Hoax

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'Society doesn't see me. They don't care. It's like I'm invisible.'

'Important research news, but I'm nor sure if we should release it just yet,,,'

'I can't bear living with you anymore. I want the mitosis now!'

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

Chef with stuffed chickens as trophies.

Chemotherapy male warrior

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

'How to Deal with Bullies'

"If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?"

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup,'

It's exhausting being a DNA molecule - there's so much to remember!

Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, Are there any inherited traits that never skip a generation?" Fertility.

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

"I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate whether you are bullish or bearish?"

Defending the Cuban Constitution