Chromosome Enthusiast Gifts

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

DNA Xmas.

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Profits from gene patenting.

'Happy New Ear!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'