Chromosome Enthusiast Prints

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

DNA Xmas.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Profits from gene patenting.

'Happy New Ear!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'