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Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, Are there any inherited traits that never skip a generation?" Fertility.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

DNA Xmas.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Profits from gene patenting.

Ladies who lunch.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Snakecharming.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

Garden genomes.

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

The Croucho Club

'The stand-up geneticist'

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"Well, at least you're in fashion - You have distressed genes."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'