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"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

DNA Xmas.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Profits from gene patenting.

Ladies who lunch.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Snakecharming.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

Garden genomes.

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

'The stand-up geneticist'

The Croucho Club

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"Well, at least you're in fashion - You have distressed genes."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'