Divine Darling T-Shirts

"You have no missed prayers."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Dialogue

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Happy birthday Darling!

Valentines

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

A leap of faith.

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Marry me on a surfboard

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Like me on Facebook?

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Are you God?'

'I'd buy her a drink, but I don't think I can do that up here.'

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, Are there any inherited traits that never skip a generation?" Fertility.

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."

'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'

"And this overlap in the middle is the place I call home."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Saint Bernard.