Diy Punster Gifts

You can't beat a nice bit of skirting!

'Jurassic Pork.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

We're putting on a subtraction.

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

A Tongue Stud.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Hamlet.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'To save the state the expense of a trial, I thought I'd run off to Spain.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

conversing using table tennis technology

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

fried eggs...

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."