Diy Biologist Gifts

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Rocking horse

Tool Box

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'