Diy Detective Gifts

'I thought your quote for 'putting windows in' was cheap.'

Information

'We found these spent cartridges at the scene Chief. Looks like it was Hewlett-Packard.'

The maintaining different types of fence.

'How come 'super glue' doesn't stick to the inside of the tube?'

“The drain was plugged.”

'And have you reported the dampness in your home?'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Your father installed a security system.'

Well, maybe you can find a do-it-yourself Youtube video showing a husband taking the clothes to the laundromat.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Painting the Ceiling