Diy Biologist T-Shirts

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Home depot."

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'