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'We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory.'

Martha Stewart Makes Primordial Soup

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

A young positivist.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"I can't find the instructions."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'It's me Mum - the science experiment at school went wrong!'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'When we asked for a specimen we didn't want a salamander.'