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'We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

A young positivist.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

'It's me Mum - the science experiment at school went wrong!'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'Underground cartoonist'

'When we asked for a specimen we didn't want a salamander.'

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