Diving Gear Collector Pillows

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Clam Spearing

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Geekasaurus.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

The Hooligan.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Have a nice day"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Anthrax scare.

Cricket

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Milk production

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

A Jack Tar

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Where did you get that?"

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

'Meet the boss and you'll see why even the clerical staff sometimes needs a hard hat!'

'He wants a good flyrod.'