Diving Gear Collector Prints

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Clam Spearing

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Geekasaurus.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

The Hooligan.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Have a nice day"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Anthrax scare.

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Milk production

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

Cricket

"Where did you get that?"

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

A Jack Tar

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

'Meet the boss and you'll see why even the clerical staff sometimes needs a hard hat!'

New grapefruit safety standard.

'He wants a good flyrod.'