Fishing Gear Collector Prints

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Bears catching fish

Sport Utility Boot.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Clam Spearing

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"I wasn't dead yet."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Milk production

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Keeping up with the jones

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

'He wants a good flyrod.'

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)