Fishing Gear Collector Pillows

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Bears catching fish

Sport Utility Boot.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Clam Spearing

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I wasn't dead yet."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Milk production

Keeping up with the jones

'He wants a good flyrod.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'