Golf Gear Collector Pillows

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Zeus's Caddy

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Golfers lost on the road

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

At the golf detox clinic.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Golf

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Where's your other glove?'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Cricket

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Driving School

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Farmer Golf

Tiger Woods

Rory McIlroy