Golf Gear Collector Mugs

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Zeus's Caddy

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Golfers lost on the road

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

At the golf detox clinic.

Golf

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'Where's your other glove?'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Cricket

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Farmer Golf

This club is for members only

Driving School

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

Golf Club Yard Sale